The unknown citizen – W.H. Auden
to js07 m378 this marvel monument is erected by the state he was found by the bureau of statistics to be one against whom there was no official complaint and all the reports on his conduct agree that in the modern sense of an old-fashioned word he was a saint for in everything he did he served the greater community except for the war till the day he retired he worked in a factory and never got fired but satisfied his employers fudge motors inc yet he wasn't a scab or odd in his views for his union reports that he paid his dues our report on his union shows it was sound and our social psychology workers found that he was popular with his mates and liked to drink the prayers are convinced that he bought a paper every day and that his reactions to advertisements were normal in every way policies taken out in his name prove that he was fully insured and his health card shows that he was once in hospital but left it cured both producers research and high grade living declare he was fully sensible to the advantages of the installment plan and had everything necessary to the modern man a phonograph a radio a car and a frigidaire our researchers into public opinion are content that he held the proper opinions for the time of year when there was peace he was for peace when there was war he went he was married and added five children to the population which our eugenics says was the right number for a parent of his generation and our teachers report that he never interfered with their education was he free was he happy the question is absurd had anything been wrong we should certainly have heard [Music] you